The DOWNFALL of the Roman kings

So the Roman kings were mostly rubbish except for like ancus, pompilius and priscus. the rest weren't even worth mentioning.

so to do this you'll have to know about the orders. there were 2: plebs and patricians.

Plebs: not patricians, actually earn their living. unless you're an ex-member of 1D, you'd be a pleb. for sure. there could be higher-ranking plebs and lower-ranking plebs. 

patricians- origionally a group of romulus' besties and their families, eventually just became not a pleb. they were like social media influencers, super-important. they could also be broke, depending on how much money they spent

so let's get into the story!

Superbus' sons and their cousin Collatinus were super drunk. They were all like- (let's make a play, there's like a million less 'like' s) (i also got rid of sextus' brothers because like they're there but not doing anything)

SEXTUS (Superbus' son): My wife is shsooo vitruous ! 

COLLATINUS (Superbus' nephew) : mine is more! 1!!

SEXTUS: i have a brilliant idea1!1 ! 

COLLATINUS: Wot

SEXTUS: Let's SPY on our wives and see what their doin!

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they are watching SEXTUS' wife through a window. she is almost as drunk as them and gossiping with their friends and sisters. this is obviously not virtuous.

SEXTUS: i am regretting this because i feel like your wife is going to be more virtuous than mine

COLLATINUS: you said it like it is. ONWARDS

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LUCRETIA is sitting in her sitting room. the tv is off. no music. no laughter. no fun. there's 1 single candle and by the light of it she is WEAVING.

SEXTUS: jesus that woman is SO VIRTUOUS

COLLATINUS: knew it. anway, let's have another drink!1!111111!!11!11!!1111111!!

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A few days later, SEXTUS  the weirdo jerk is knocking on COLLATINUS and LUCRETIA's door. COLLATINUS is out working or something

LUCRETIA: 'ello m8. wot do u want?

SEXTUS: may i stay the night 

LUCRETIA: ok go to the guest room. she points to the door then walks…