Tarquinus Superbus 535-509 BCE King #7

We hate this guy, he sucks. The woooooooorst of the worst. And he probably smelled, too.

So he came to power by coming into the senate with a small army. and then- actually, you know what? this is play-worthy. also note that superbus is servius' son-in-kaw because he's married to tullia, servius' daughter (also if you have a group of friends willing to do so or are an evil teacher, make your buddies/students perform it, with guestures and everything.)

SCENE: IN THE SENATE 

ARMY: army noises

TULLIA: (in the background) C'mon hubby! you can do it! kiLLL MY FATHER

ARMY: army noises

SUPERBUS: oioioioioioioioioioioioioio aggggrugjagaggggggghhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa attack! 

ARMY: (In unison) Attack who???
SERVIUS: (walks in, I feel like he should be sipping a capri sun) what's all this racket? 

SUPERBUS: points finger at SERVIUS ATTACK YOUUUUUUUUU (attack servius guys-)

ARMY: literally does nothing

SUPERBUS: I have to do everything in life. sigh. (dramatically loud hissing) sshshsssssssss the sssson of a king will alwayssss be a ssslave...

actually yeets SERVIUS down the stairs

TULLIA: Hi dad. I have a chariot. drives over his dying body and finished him off oop. ah well. no use cryin in spilt milk.

-END SCENE-

His crimes don't end here!!! let's go fully into them:

-anyone who threatened his control of rome was accused of a capital crime (killing someone) and executed

-the senate was basically ignored when it came to decision-making 

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