LYSISTRATA MASTER NOTE

I TYPE THESE UP, MANIC ON COFFEE NIGHT BEFORE MY EXAMS THEY ARE FULL OF INFO, SPELLING ERRORS AND STUPID LITTLE SIDE COMMENTS  ENJOYYYYYYYY :)

lysistrata performed at the lenaia 411bc after sicilian expedition lysistrata pacing back and forth of the athenian acropolis waiting for the women "if it had been a bacchic frestival" stereotype of women obsessed with sex and drinking calonike asks lysistrata what they are discussing "is it a big thing","a very big thing", "big and meaty " sex joke  "why on earth areent they here" C, women apparently come running whne sex is envolved L "greece is in our hands" C "then greece hasnt much hope!" women foolish SELF DEPRECATION L "boeotians totally destroyed" "do spare the eels" C in joke boeotia famous for delicacy L " UNITED WE CAN SAVE GREECE" C "by the holy twaine persephone and demetre" worshipped at a womens only festival in joke "athenians...can always be relied on to be late"  athenians arrioived late to stop revolt in subject cities "havent had anyone from paralia" fastest ships "or any of the Salaminian" athenian fleet, interested in sex  where are this lot from "stinking trefoils" smelly shrub grows THERE "ah lampito my beloved spartan friend "such beautiful colour and ravishing muscles" "so i cuid, by the twa gods " castor and polydeuces worshipped in sparta practice heel to bum jumps regularly" C a very nice pair youve got here too i'd thank ye not tae feel me over as if ye were just aboot tae sacrifice me calonice older wiser aris gives her bawdier lines myrinne looks inside her dress " with all the herbage carefully pluked too" corinthains of noble line " fat she certainly has noble lines here and here" women examining each other calonice says husband is "keeping an eye on the general on the thracian coast" suspicious towards stratagoi after sicilian expedition   "isnt even anyone to have an affair with" "six inch leather jobs" DILDOS! "even if i cut myself in two!" exaggeration CALINIKE LAMP- "I TOO IF I HAD TO CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MT TAYGETUM" LYSIS- WE MUST RENOUNCE (SHE HESITATES) BUILDING TENSION WE MUST RENOUNCE SEX- ORIGINAL GREEK PEOS (****) MORE OBSCENE SHOCKED WOMEN CLAIMING TO CLIMB MT TAYGETUM A MINUTE AGO! "WHERE ARE YOU GOING...I CAN SEE TEARS" CALI "I WONT DO IT JUST LET THE WAR GO ON" MYR "NOR WILL I , JUST LET THE WAR GO ON"
LYSYS "EXCUSE ME MRS FLATFISH" MYRHINNE "RENOUNCE SEX, NEVER!" LYSIS TRAGI POETS RIGHT "SHAG,CALVE AND DISPOSE OF, THATS THE WAY WE LIVE" LAMPITO "WITHOOT THE BIG RED ONE FOR COMPANY" LYSIS YOUR THE ONLY REAL WOMAN HERE!" VISUAL LAMPITO IS THE MOST MANLY LAMPITO "DIDNT MENELAUS DROP HIS SWORD AT THE SIGHT OF HELEN'S WEE APPLES" *****!!! LYSIS- IN THE WORDS OF PHERECRATES YOU CAN ALWAYS FALL BACK ON A DEAD DOCK PHERECRATES ARIS' RIVAL SEX TOYS MADE OUT OF DOGS SKIN LAMPITO REFFEREING TO THE AUDIENCE AS ATHENIAN RIFFRAFF…