SCENE 1: Rhinoceros script line cues 0.0 / 5 ? FunFunFunNone Created by: emullinsCreated on: 20-06-17 16:46 JEAN: It's rushing straight ahead, brushing up against the shop windows. (entering) Oh, a rhinoceros! 1 of 15 JEAN AND BERENGER: Well of all things! Oh! 2 of 15 OLD GENTLEMAN: Poor little thing! (and Waitress) Poor little thing! 3 of 15 BERENGER: You musn't cry like that, it's too heartbreaking! Were you there, Mr Berenger? Did you see it? 4 of 15 HOUSEWIFE: My little cat, my little cat! Yes, it's very upsetting a thing like that. 5 of 15 GROCER'S WIFE: Yes it was, it was the same one. Did it go past twice, then? 6 of 15 BERENGER: You're talking nonsense...How could you possibly tell about the horns? The animal flashed past at such a speed, we hardly even saw it... (to Housewife) Go on, it will do you good! 7 of 15 BERENGER: What's more, it was travelling in a cloud of dust. (to Housewife) Drink it up. 8 of 15 WAITRESS: They want to make a bet! Don't excite yourself, Mr Berenger. 9 of 15 HOUSEWIFE: He was devoted to us! Now listen a moment, Mr Berenger, and you too, Mr Jean... 10 of 15 BERENGER: I'm not going to stand for that! ALL: Oh! 11 of 15 HOUSEWIFE: He was so clean - he always used his tray. (to Berenger) You shouldn't have made him angry. 12 of 15 GROCER: But he was saying the opposite. (to Berenger) You were both wrong! 13 of 15 GROCER: If you don't mind me saying so, I think Mr Jean was right. (turning to Housewife) Now, you must be reasonable! 14 of 15 GROCER: The South Asian rhinoceros has one horn and the African rhinoceros has two. And vice versa. (to Old Gentleman) No, don't you bother. 15 of 15
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