PI3RS MORGAN ADV3NTUR3
Piers Morgan is in quite a dilemma! He needs to escape from his immortal prison.
- Created by: Piers Morgan 1
- Created on: 03-02-16 10:04
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2. The lift arrives at the lobby. You're almost free! However, as soon as the glass doors reveal the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel, the Illuminati guards step in the way! You'll need to fight to escape. What do you do?
- Tempt them with dank memes.
- Squeeze their pressure points.
- Thwak them around the back of the neck.
- Knee them in the balls (triangles)
- Boot them in the chest.
- Punch them in the face.
- Staring contest.
3. In response to your unruly move, the Illuminatis explode. What now?
- Drink raw fish.
- Escape.
- Kill yourself.
- Drink yourself.
- Drink vodka.
- Submit to your Stockholm Syndrome and return to the top of the Sail, hanging yourself from the golf club once again.
- Drink memes.
4. You wake up handcuffed to a golf club, hanging off the side of the Dubai Sail. What do you do?
- Pay them 22798959.69 Russian Rubles.
- Tempt your captors with a cash bribe.
- Tip your captors for a good trap.
- Call your private jet to pick you up, since you're absolutely loaded, and drop you off on the roof. To avoid further conflict, you pay your captors a wealthy cash bribe.
- Pay them.
- Pay your captors to release you, since you're absolutely loaded.
- Write them a cheque for £200,000 dubai dollars.
5. For some reason, your plan pleases the memes. They back off, allowing you to take the lift. In the lift, however, is Pink Guy! You try to escape but he pushes the close doors button, leaving you trapped with him! What do you do?
- Make memes with Pink Guy.
- Make love with Pink Guy.
- Make ramen with Pink Guy.
- Make anime with Pink Guy.
- Make sushi with Pink Guy.
- Make rice balls with Pink Guy.
- Become Chinese with Ping Guy.
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