PI3RS MORGAN ADV3NTUR3

Piers Morgan is in quite a dilemma! He needs to escape from his immortal prison.

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You wake up handcuffed to a golf club, hanging off the side of the Dubai Sail. What do you do?
Pay your captors to release you, since you're absolutely loaded.
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You've paid off your captors with £200,000 dubai dollars. Making your way back into the building you are determined to escape. However, out of nowhere, you're ambused by Pepe the Frog, John Cena and Snoop Dogg? What do you do?
Appease the memes individually, by smoking with Snoop Dogg, finding Pepe some rare partners, and touring the USSR as a co-wrestler with John Cena.
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For some reason, your plan pleases the memes. They back off, allowing you to take the lift. In the lift, however, is Pink Guy! You try to escape but he pushes the close doors button, leaving you trapped with him! What do you do?
Make ramen with Pink Guy.
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The lift arrives at the lobby. You're almost free! However, as soon as the glass doors reveal the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel, the Illuminati guards step in the way! You'll need to fight to escape. What do you do?
Tempt them with dank memes.
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Resisting your moves, the leader starts to monologue. "I hung you from the top of the Sail so that you'd die and I'd inherit your crazy fortune!"
Tell them you paid all of your money to the roof guards in order to escape.
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In response to your unruly move, the Illuminatis explode. What now?
Escape.
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Card 2

Front

You've paid off your captors with £200,000 dubai dollars. Making your way back into the building you are determined to escape. However, out of nowhere, you're ambused by Pepe the Frog, John Cena and Snoop Dogg? What do you do?

Back

Appease the memes individually, by smoking with Snoop Dogg, finding Pepe some rare partners, and touring the USSR as a co-wrestler with John Cena.

Card 3

Front

For some reason, your plan pleases the memes. They back off, allowing you to take the lift. In the lift, however, is Pink Guy! You try to escape but he pushes the close doors button, leaving you trapped with him! What do you do?

Back

Preview of the front of card 3

Card 4

Front

The lift arrives at the lobby. You're almost free! However, as soon as the glass doors reveal the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel, the Illuminati guards step in the way! You'll need to fight to escape. What do you do?

Back

Preview of the front of card 4

Card 5

Front

Resisting your moves, the leader starts to monologue. "I hung you from the top of the Sail so that you'd die and I'd inherit your crazy fortune!"

Back

Preview of the front of card 5
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ashjack

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why?

bubbalub

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THIS IS DANK

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