1. You've paid off your captors with £200,000 dubai dollars. Making your way back into the building you are determined to escape. However, out of nowhere, you're ambused by Pepe the Frog, John Cena and Snoop Dogg? What do you do?
- Pay the memes to let you go.
- Drop a smoke bomb and bail.
- Do nothing.
- Appease the memes individually, by smoking with Snoop Dogg, finding Pepe some rare partners, and touring the USSR as a co-wrestler with John Cena.
- Criticise the memes for being unoriginal.
- Accept your fate and await the sweet release of death.
- Juggle R500 notes.
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2. For some reason, your plan pleases the memes. They back off, allowing you to take the lift. In the lift, however, is Pink Guy! You try to escape but he pushes the close doors button, leaving you trapped with him! What do you do?
- Become Chinese with Ping Guy.
- Make rice balls with Pink Guy.
- Make anime with Pink Guy.
- Make sushi with Pink Guy.
- Make ramen with Pink Guy.
- Make love with Pink Guy.
- Make memes with Pink Guy.
3. In response to your unruly move, the Illuminatis explode. What now?
- Submit to your Stockholm Syndrome and return to the top of the Sail, hanging yourself from the golf club once again.
- Drink memes.
- Kill yourself.
- Drink vodka.
- Drink raw fish.
- Drink yourself.
4. Resisting your moves, the leader starts to monologue. "I hung you from the top of the Sail so that you'd die and I'd inherit your crazy fortune!"
- Throw a C4 into the Illuminati king's mouth.
- Tell them you're not Piers Morgan.
- Poo yourself 16 times (and once more for good luck)
- Tell them you're actually a demolitions expert.
- Gasp in horror.
- Tell them you paid all of your money to the roof guards in order to escape.
- Use the foarse.
5. You wake up handcuffed to a golf club, hanging off the side of the Dubai Sail. What do you do?
- Write them a cheque for £200,000 dubai dollars.
- Tempt your captors with a cash bribe.
- Pay your captors to release you, since you're absolutely loaded.
- Call your private jet to pick you up, since you're absolutely loaded, and drop you off on the roof. To avoid further conflict, you pay your captors a wealthy cash bribe.
- Pay them 22798959.69 Russian Rubles.
- Pay them.
- Tip your captors for a good trap.