PI3RS MORGAN ADV3NTUR3
Piers Morgan is in quite a dilemma! He needs to escape from his immortal prison.
- Created by: Piers Morgan 1
- Created on: 03-02-16 10:04
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2. Resisting your moves, the leader starts to monologue. "I hung you from the top of the Sail so that you'd die and I'd inherit your crazy fortune!"
- Use the foarse.
- Gasp in horror.
- Tell them you're actually a demolitions expert.
- Tell them you paid all of your money to the roof guards in order to escape.
- Poo yourself 16 times (and once more for good luck)
- Throw a C4 into the Illuminati king's mouth.
- Tell them you're not Piers Morgan.
3. You've paid off your captors with £200,000 dubai dollars. Making your way back into the building you are determined to escape. However, out of nowhere, you're ambused by Pepe the Frog, John Cena and Snoop Dogg? What do you do?
- Criticise the memes for being unoriginal.
- Do nothing.
- Appease the memes individually, by smoking with Snoop Dogg, finding Pepe some rare partners, and touring the USSR as a co-wrestler with John Cena.
- Pay the memes to let you go.
- Drop a smoke bomb and bail.
- Accept your fate and await the sweet release of death.
- Juggle R500 notes.
4. In response to your unruly move, the Illuminatis explode. What now?
- Drink memes.
- Escape.
- Submit to your Stockholm Syndrome and return to the top of the Sail, hanging yourself from the golf club once again.
- Drink raw fish.
- Kill yourself.
- Drink vodka.
- Drink yourself.
5. You wake up handcuffed to a golf club, hanging off the side of the Dubai Sail. What do you do?
- Pay them.
- Tempt your captors with a cash bribe.
- Write them a cheque for £200,000 dubai dollars.
- Pay them 22798959.69 Russian Rubles.
- Pay your captors to release you, since you're absolutely loaded.
- Call your private jet to pick you up, since you're absolutely loaded, and drop you off on the roof. To avoid further conflict, you pay your captors a wealthy cash bribe.
- Tip your captors for a good trap.
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