1. For some reason, your plan pleases the memes. They back off, allowing you to take the lift. In the lift, however, is Pink Guy! You try to escape but he pushes the close doors button, leaving you trapped with him! What do you do?
- Make memes with Pink Guy.
- Make ramen with Pink Guy.
- Make rice balls with Pink Guy.
- Make anime with Pink Guy.
- Become Chinese with Ping Guy.
- Make sushi with Pink Guy.
- Make love with Pink Guy.
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2. You wake up handcuffed to a golf club, hanging off the side of the Dubai Sail. What do you do?
- Pay them.
- Pay your captors to release you, since you're absolutely loaded.
- Pay them 22798959.69 Russian Rubles.
- Call your private jet to pick you up, since you're absolutely loaded, and drop you off on the roof. To avoid further conflict, you pay your captors a wealthy cash bribe.
- Tip your captors for a good trap.
- Write them a cheque for £200,000 dubai dollars.
- Tempt your captors with a cash bribe.
3. Resisting your moves, the leader starts to monologue. "I hung you from the top of the Sail so that you'd die and I'd inherit your crazy fortune!"
- Tell them you're not Piers Morgan.
- Use the foarse.
- Poo yourself 16 times (and once more for good luck)
- Gasp in horror.
- Tell them you paid all of your money to the roof guards in order to escape.
- Tell them you're actually a demolitions expert.
- Throw a C4 into the Illuminati king's mouth.
4. In response to your unruly move, the Illuminatis explode. What now?
- Drink yourself.
- Drink vodka.
- Drink memes.
- Submit to your Stockholm Syndrome and return to the top of the Sail, hanging yourself from the golf club once again.
- Kill yourself.
- Drink raw fish.
5. The lift arrives at the lobby. You're almost free! However, as soon as the glass doors reveal the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel, the Illuminati guards step in the way! You'll need to fight to escape. What do you do?
- Squeeze their pressure points.
- Staring contest.
- Boot them in the chest.
- Knee them in the balls (triangles)
- Thwak them around the back of the neck.
- Tempt them with dank memes.
- Punch them in the face.