1. In response to your unruly move, the Illuminatis explode. What now?
- Drink yourself.
- Submit to your Stockholm Syndrome and return to the top of the Sail, hanging yourself from the golf club once again.
- Drink vodka.
- Kill yourself.
- Drink memes.
- Drink raw fish.
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2. Resisting your moves, the leader starts to monologue. "I hung you from the top of the Sail so that you'd die and I'd inherit your crazy fortune!"
- Tell them you paid all of your money to the roof guards in order to escape.
- Use the foarse.
- Gasp in horror.
- Tell them you're actually a demolitions expert.
- Tell them you're not Piers Morgan.
- Throw a C4 into the Illuminati king's mouth.
- Poo yourself 16 times (and once more for good luck)
3. You wake up handcuffed to a golf club, hanging off the side of the Dubai Sail. What do you do?
- Pay them.
- Pay them 22798959.69 Russian Rubles.
- Write them a cheque for £200,000 dubai dollars.
- Pay your captors to release you, since you're absolutely loaded.
- Tempt your captors with a cash bribe.
- Call your private jet to pick you up, since you're absolutely loaded, and drop you off on the roof. To avoid further conflict, you pay your captors a wealthy cash bribe.
- Tip your captors for a good trap.
4. You've paid off your captors with £200,000 dubai dollars. Making your way back into the building you are determined to escape. However, out of nowhere, you're ambused by Pepe the Frog, John Cena and Snoop Dogg? What do you do?
- Do nothing.
- Criticise the memes for being unoriginal.
- Juggle R500 notes.
- Accept your fate and await the sweet release of death.
- Appease the memes individually, by smoking with Snoop Dogg, finding Pepe some rare partners, and touring the USSR as a co-wrestler with John Cena.
- Pay the memes to let you go.
- Drop a smoke bomb and bail.
5. For some reason, your plan pleases the memes. They back off, allowing you to take the lift. In the lift, however, is Pink Guy! You try to escape but he pushes the close doors button, leaving you trapped with him! What do you do?
- Make love with Pink Guy.
- Make memes with Pink Guy.
- Make anime with Pink Guy.
- Make rice balls with Pink Guy.
- Become Chinese with Ping Guy.
- Make ramen with Pink Guy.
- Make sushi with Pink Guy.