boff: for goodness sake
me: for goodness sake
kal: do you want to hear it or what?
me: shut your bloody faces then
kal: right its about the old houser on beach street
tilly: which house
jaz: did he have special needs or something?
kal: i dunno but anyway
tilly: like you mal
me: its behavioural difficulties what ive got
kal: d'you wanna here this or not
kal: they had their food delievered. the delivery man he put the food down in a box on the doorstop and nobody ever saw them take it indoors. but 10 minutes later it was always gone.
me: someone probably robbed it
jaz: yeah your brother
me: yeah your sister
jaz: yeah your mother
me: yeah your gran
jaz: your mum works in macdonalds mally
me: your mothers a minger, jaz
tilly: aint it
kal: you might be scared
mal: were not scared
jaz: who did?
kal: the son. he killed her
me: did he? was there lots of blood?
kal: shut up boff, my dad says there carried the old lady out in a black oak coffin, and they walked the son out in a straight jacket
me: whats a straight jacket?
kal: good question ro
me: so what happened to the bloody monkey?
kal: will you shush
me: what happened to it?
kal: and one night me dad and his mate snuck in there.
me: what was it like?
kal: little cow
tilly: my sisters like that, always butting in.
me: thats what my big brother says about me, and me big sister
kal: she think she's old enough to do what we do, but she's not
jaz: i think she's cute
boff: so do i
kal: shut up boff
me: yeah shut up, boff
ro: any sweets left?
me: weve eaten them all
boff: youv'e eaten them all, you mean
me: i only had four packets, tilly had more than me
tilly: i had six
boff: youre gunna loose all your teeth
me; your gunna loose all your teeth
jaz: youve already snogged tilly 5 times, ro
me: tilly and ro, sitting in a tree , ro stood up and had a wee