English - Drama

"Dont forget your stick, Lieutenant,"

"Rather, Sir. Wouldn't wsnt to fac a Machne-gun without this." 

"I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?"

"This is not war, sir, it is saughter."

"Since then we've been stuck here for three flippin years, we haven't moved!"

"Slowly but surely, we are killing off the fnest and best of the male population."

"Why can't we just say,'not more killing, lets all go home'? why can't we pack it in? why?"

"Flanders Pigoen murdered did deliberately, callously and with beastlines afonethought murder a lovely innocent pigoen."

"Hes a hound and a rotter and he's going to be shot!"

" Oh, Oh, Oh it's a lovely war...don't we pity the poor civilian."

"I'm fiddling with my revolver...going off by accident."

"The latest issue of King and Country.Damn inspiring stuff. 'The magazine that tells the Tommiesthe truth aout war."

"The politicians chatter like imbeciles whle civilans bleeds to death."

"...the moment's finaly amined to give hay Hun a darn good british-style thrashing, six o' the best, trausers down?!"

"Be a man; enlist today"

"Together we'll fight for Kin and Country and be sucking sausages in Berlin by tea time..."