The Lady's Dressing Room 5.0 / 5 based on 1 rating ? English LiteratureSatire quotesUniversityNone Created by: Chloe NelmsCreated on: 23-04-17 14:38 Five Hours (and who can do it in less?) By haughty Celia spent in Dressing. 1 of 11 On such a Point few Words are best And Strephon bids us guess the rest 2 of 11 Ointments good for scabby chops 3 of 11 But oh! It turned poor Strephon’s Bowels When he beheld and smelt the Towels 4 of 11 Begummed, bemattered and beslimed 5 of 11 The smallest Worm in Celia’s Nose, And faithfully direct her Nail/ To squeeze it out from Head to Tail 6 of 11 As from within Pandora’s Box When Epimetheus op’d the Locks 7 of 11 Disgusted Strephon stole away/ Repeating in his amorous Fits Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits! 8 of 11 I pit wretched Strephon blind To all the charms of female kind 9 of 11 If Strephon would but stop his Nose … He soon would learn to think like me 10 of 11 Such Order from Confusion sprung Such gaudy Tulips raised from Dung 11 of 11
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