Comprehension test No. 1

Fruit

Fruit, fruit, oh fruit,

How can I live without you,

You're very tasty and sweet,

But not as soggy as dew,

I would rather have an apple,

But a pear would be better,

A plum would be OK,

But oranges are the best forever.

Fruit, fruit, oh fruit,

What else do you have?

Blueberries are great,

But a banana can be in my bag,

Lemon can be good for seasoning,

But how about a kumquat?

It would taste great,

What are looking looking at? What?

Fruit, fruit, oh fruit,

What else can I bear?

Tomatoes taste like apple,

But the grape is only what I care,

Cucumbers taste great,

Don't mind me, they're really a fruit,

There are more but I can't clarify,

Fabulous fruit, fabulous fruit, oh fabulous fruit!