Cheese jokes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
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How do the Welsh eat cheese?
Caerphilly
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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone
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What genre of music appeals most to cheeses?
R'n'Brie
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Which search engine is most popular with mice?
Ask cheese
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Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his stilton
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What's the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
Camembert
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Why did the cheese lose its fight with the stone?
Because the roquefort back
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What cheese do you sprinkle at a wedding?
Confeta
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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?
All that was left was de-brie
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Halloumi
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When should you go on a cheese diet?
When you need to cheddar few pounds
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Why did the priest carry swiss cheese?
Because it's hole-y
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Why does cheese look sane?
Because the rest of the plate is crackers
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Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting feta and feta
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How do the Welsh eat cheese?

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Caerphilly

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

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What genre of music appeals most to cheeses?

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Card 5

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Which search engine is most popular with mice?

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