1. Damp spoon syndrome ie. language change is due to laziness
'the only truly lazy speech is drunken speech where alcohol affects coordination, and English is not getting like drunken speech'
2. Crumbling castle view ie. language is crumbling and needs to be preserved
'The English language was gradually and lovingly assembled until it reached a point of maximum splendour at some unspecified time in the past. Yet no year can be found when language achieved some peak of perfection, like vintage wine'
3. Infectious disease assumption
'the spread of curruption may surely be ascribed to mere infection, to the careless, unthinking assimilation of the floating germs which envelop us'
'social contact can trigger a change only if it already likely to happen'
'anomalies tend to get smoothed out'
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