Food Technology, Fish 2010

Girrrrrl. Tonight we gon' make love. You know how I know? Coz it's Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love. Conditions are perfect. You're not too tired from your after work social netball team practice. Oh yeah. It's on. You whisper something **** like "I think I might to bed now, I've got work in the morning." I know what you're trying to say girl. You're trying say "Ahhh yeah. It's business time."

IT'S BUSINESS! IT'S BUSINESS TIME!

Next thing you know we're in the bathroom, brushing our teeth. That's all part of it. That's foreplay. Next we go and sort out the recycling. That's not part of the foreplay, but it is still very important. Then we're in the bedroom- you're wearing that baggy old t-shirt that you got from your work several years ago. You know the one, baby. With the curry stain.

Next I'm naked, except for my socks. And you know when I'm down to my socks, what time it is...

IT'S BUSINESS TIME!

Making love. Making love for two. Making love for two minutes. When you're with me you only need two minutes. I'm so intense. You whisper something **** like "Is that it?" Then you say you want some more, well I'm not surprised... But I am quite sleepy.

IT'S BUSINESS! IT'S BUSINESS TIME! BUSINESS HOURS ARE OVER!

Amy Oxspring

Report Tue 18th May, 2010 @ 14:20

CAN WE STOP THIS!

I WANT REAL PROPER COMMENTS ABOUT MY FALSH CARDS!

NOT, I REPEAT FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS LYRICS!!!!!!!

:D

Cheers!

Lots of love

Amy Oxspring.

Bret

Report Tue 18th May, 2010 @ 14:21

Your falsh cards?

Love you Trekkie =)

Eleanor Moss

Report Tue 18th May, 2010 @ 14:22

Bret:
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
Iâ€™m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, 'â€™m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo

Jemaine:
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

Jemaine:
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows like oil like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.

Both:
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you donâ€™t get laid.

Jemaine:
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely ******* and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

Bret:
Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy

Both:
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?

Jemaine:
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?

Bret:
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party.
Hey! Ho!

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

Amy Oxspring

Report Tue 18th May, 2010 @ 14:24

* FLASH

Amy Oxspring

Report Tue 18th May, 2010 @ 14:25

PATHETIC PEOPLE USE THIS SITE NAMED BRET AND ELEANOR MOSS

HA HA HA

LOOSERS.

Bret

Report Tue 18th May, 2010 @ 14:26

Okay.

Amy, your flash cards are as beautiful as your face.

Is that better?

Alice x

PS- THE INTERNET IS FOR ****...

Amy Oxspring

Report Tue 18th May, 2010 @ 14:28

Okay, Thanks Alice, I Mean Bret Bretty baby!

:L

LOL

Yus As My Face, Is rather Beautiful

All My Love

Trekkie :D

xxxxx

Bret

Report Tue 18th May, 2010 @ 14:30

Amy, I don't find that appropriate. This site is meant to be for serious revision questions and honest comments. I don't believe it was designed for telling the world who are seriously interested in marine lifeforms and other such topics.

olivia

Report Wed 16th June, 2010 @ 12:59

this is rubbish

Get Revising

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