Chemistry Metal Reactivity Series Mnemonics

I made this up myself, and they are originally for me, so I apologise if they're slightly unoriginal, offensive, rude, or completely nonsensical.

Suitable for anyone doing Metal Reactivity Series, but more especially for GCSE candidates (mainly because that's what I am). I hope this is helpful.

Note: From Hydrogen down to Platinum, feel free to change the object to better suit your needs. (I really like sweet and sugary foods, and onomatopoeic words help me)