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Transcript from an extract from the Scott mills show from a game called 'real or no real'
where you have to guess which mad facts are real and which are not (no) real.
Scott are you ready for some real or no real (.) if you're listening along on the radio you can
get 10 Scott mills points if you get every single one correct. If you don't then obviously no
points for you. Chris is keeping score. Rhianna our resident film expert here at radio one is
here as well. Are we ready to go (.) is this real or no real
Newsreader dog TV is a TV channel specifically designed for dogs to keep them stimulated
and entertained whilst you go about your day.
Scott dog TV is a TV channel specifically designed for dogs to keep them stimulated and
entertained whilst you go about your day.
Rhianna which country is that then?
Scott it doesn't say
Rhianna you could imagine that some country probably would.
Chris yeah (.) and if it's no real then it's a great idea
Scott that would be great `cos your dog gets bored sometimes and you could just put the TV
on it (.) um could keep burglars away and also entertains your dog
Rhianna yeah but then it could grow fatter `cos he's not running around
Chris what programmes are we talkin' about here (.) what do dogs like watching on TV?
Scott I dunno
Rhianna isn't there like a dog modelling | programme
Scott | yes|
Rhianna that Stacey Solomon was involved| in |
Scott |Top dog model |
Rhianna there you |go|
Scott that's |on|
Chris |they| probably have that
Scott you need to watch that it's good
Scott Stacey Solomon's hair looks like a dog (.) an actual afghan hound
Rhianna amazing (laughs)
Chris animals do the funniest things (.) animals will like that
Scott I don't |think |
Chris |its| like you've been framed for animals
Scott I don't think animals will like watching other animals on TV (.) I think they'll want to
watch science and stuff (.) I don't think they'll find a dog falling off a fence funny (.) They don't
want to watch that
Rhianna (laughs) I think that it's real
Scott I think dogs would just hate watching animals do the funniest things (.) `cos I tell you
why it makes the animals look stupid
(Chris and Rhianna laugh)
Chris what they find it patronising?
Rhianna what if its cats then?
Scott um if its cats then they'll love it (.) they'll be like look at that stupid cat
Chris(laughs) I'd love there to be a dog's masterchef
Scott yeah (laughs) anyway is it real or no real?
Rhianna yeah it's real
Newsreader yes (.) that's real